I heard that you got
7 books that were written
7 long books
Like, so many pages
But I want you to know
That most of them are bad
Not all are about me
Oh god that’s so sad
Book 1,
Boring stone
Book 2,
Just a bathroom
Book 3,
a dog? ew
Book 4,
Don’t get me started
Book 6,
On thin ice...
Oh look what they’re missing!
Like, where was I?
Where was I?
I’ll tell you about
why book 5 was so brilliant
It had lots of pages
And almost half were about me
I came like a saviour
in pink such a lady
you didn’t like me?
hm, that sounds shady
Book 1,
Boring stone
Book 2,
Just a bathroom
Book 3,
a dog? ew
Book 4,
Don’t get me started
Book 6,
On thin ice...
Oh look what they’re missing!
Like, where was I?
Where was I?
Then there’s the great
book number 7
ah, a woman in power
now that’s so amazing!
You might not agree with the ways
that I do things
But let’s make it clear….
wow I really don’t care!!
Book 1,
Boring stone
Book 2,
Just a bathroom
Book 3,
a dog? ew
Book 4,
Don’t get me started
Book 6,
On thin ice...
God look what they’re missing!
Like, where was I?
Where was I?
So if I could get it my way
Oh wow, it would just be the best way
Like, I don’t mean to look down on ya
… what am I saying, I love that
So Let’s agree to agree with me
Your books are better… with me!
Book 1,
it sucks
2 and 3?
they suck
Book 4
Sucks too
Book 5
ah brilliant
Book 6,
no thank you
Book 7
more like it
let’s have more like those ones
It's so hard to pick a favourite! Ashley has such a capable, soul-stirring voice, and I love the concept of this album as a setlist on wizard radio. I do love 'Hey Dude', but in the end I have to pick 'Bring Them Home', because it's such a tender, gorgeous song about one of my favourite characters. yourwizardrockresource
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